But Does It Make Your Pee Pink?

7 Sep

Who needs to worry about such silly things as equality in pay and opportunities when we have finally achieved parity in the beer department?

Carlsberg has just announced their brand spanking new product, Chick Beer – a 97 calorie per serving adult beverage for women. Now we can keep our IQs as low as our paychecks!

The packaging, naturally, shows women’s most important attributes – large breasts and a cinched-in waist – and highlights a femme font with a girly pink and black motif. There’s also a cutesy tag line – “Witness the Chickness!”

Thanks, Carlsberg, for creating an alcoholic beverage that makes me want to throw up BEFORE I drink it!

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