Carlsberg has just announced their brand spanking new product, Chick Beer – a 97 calorie per serving adult beverage for women. Now we can keep our IQs as low as our paychecks!
The packaging, naturally, shows women’s most important attributes – large breasts and a cinched-in waist – and highlights a femme font with a girly pink and black motif. There’s also a cutesy tag line – “Witness the Chickness!”
Thanks, Carlsberg, for creating an alcoholic beverage that makes me want to throw up BEFORE I drink it!